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everything is computer!

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why does the laminated face dude always look like he just came out of a hot topic?

90 bags

even after heiling hitler, the cybertruck is still the worst thing this guy has done.

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elon is the worst president we've ever had.

270 bags

how many cybertrucks can fit in uranus? (3.2 × 10²¹) , (3.2 × 10²¹)+1 if you'd relax.

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